Have you ever read the Smokey the Bear Sutra?

Awww! Smokey must be Pooh's big brother--you know, from The Tao Of Pooh. There was a third century saint named Ursus, and legend tells us that all three spiritual bears were born to the sacred mother bear goddess. She dwells on the Ursa Major constellation, and sent her sons to earth to help their fallen human brothers. Now it is up to we earth people to heed what the great brown ones have come to teach us. May their claws and teeth be blessed, and respected. Or our s will be toast.